The Onion on Vista

The Onion reveals the major features of Windows Vista.

Headline of the day

Naked Man on a Boat Sparks Big, Pointless Rescue Effort

It turns out the man was not, in fact, naked. Because of that, I'm not sure the headline, while funny, is very accurate.

But, the man's name turned out to be Peg Leg, which is deserving of a headline by itself.

Quote of the Day

I have no idea where this came from or who said it, but I found it in some old notes I had. It made me laugh.

"When the only tool you've got is a shotgun, all your problems start looking a lot like zombies."

If anyone knows who wrote this, please let me know.

How not to buy wine

Funny article on the proper techniques for purchasing wine.

My favorite part being the winning formula for wine selection:

"FANCY SERIF FONT + PARCHMENT LABEL + SOMETHING YOU KIND OF REMEMBERED FROM THE MOVIE SIDEWAYS + $12-$16 PRICE TAG = SUCCESS"

Via Coudal.

Instead of following any of those, I'd suggest calling the fine people at Bluff Dale Vineyards to help you out. Their "Nexus" wine is fantastic.