Friday, February 09, 2007

Please, God, no

Dear Lord,

I thank you for finally bringing CHiPs to DVD. It's been much needed and perhaps it will set a few criminals on the straight and narrow.

But now, God, comes news that they may be making a direct-to-DVD version of Jaws 5.

You know I own every Jaws made. I think the first is the greatest film ever. The second is so-so. The third and fourth range from lame to really bad. Do we really need a fifth Jaws film? The answer to that is a very firm no.

So God, I try not to ask for much, but this is important. Really important. Please shut down any ideas related to another Jaws film.


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